Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Joke: On Guts and Balls

Like everyone with email, I get a lot of these:

The Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having "guts" or "balls".

But do you really know the difference?

So, in an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS is coming home late, after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and having the balls to slap your wife on the butt, and say:

"You're next, chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions...but medically-speaking, there's no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

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